Yellow and runny? Or brown and lumpy? If you've had diarrhoea both a short time after a meal, and a long time after, then you'll understand that colour and liquidity correlate to the degree to which from our bodies it is prematurely wrought.

The mug starts off black. But when you add hot water, the drinker is treated to a kaleidoscope of crap: the red of dead blood cells, the brown of old bile, and the yellow of partly digested vegetable matter. Salut!

SOLD OUT - We will not be reordering these in heat sensitive

OUR CUSTOMERS SAY:
Only one word to describe the diarrhoea mug - CLASSY. Especially the lumpy bits around the lip. Real nice touch! - Nick Shennan

Just to let you know the mug was delivered on the Tuesday in time for the birthday! Thanks for the effort you made to make sure it was delivered. He says it's disgusting!! Just what he wanted! - Kay McDonald